It's on like Donkey Kong!
Sasquatch Safari 2019
Come one, come all (except space will be limited) to our annual Sasquatch Siting ride we do in the interest of helping real scientists. We may not have ever actually seen any 'Squatches, but don't let that stop you from theorizing about their behaviors, manners and diet! Who knows? Maybe this will be the year!
The wooded area we're headed to is moderately challenging with a mix of bumps and whoops, stumps and ferns, rocks and trees. There's some nice hills, too difficult for a group of camera men and borderline obese Bigfoot Behaviorists to navigate on foot, and we'll be going up and down them, SO BRING CAMERAS TO DOCUMENT OUR TRIP! At the end of the trip, we'll hit up a little trail I'm going to start calling 8 Ball. It's black and shaped like an 8, it is what it is and it's been fun so far. There's a chunky red option, and it's totally optional for those that want to bring it, and fun to watch - if you're into that kind of thing. (We're not here to judge, you weirdo.)
Any club member that meets the club's minimum club requirements for all trips is welcome. We have an obstacle never before completed without a winch. Bragging rights, we'll name it after you if you're first.
TEE SHIRTS AVAILABLE! Quantities are limited, we might be able to order ore if needed.
This is going to be a lot of fun, an awful lot of fun. We look forward to seeing you there!
